Screw you, mother nature
Anyone who has ever lived in Southern Alberta, or even knows the slightest bit about them good ol' prairies, knows one thing:
The weather here is, without a doubt, completely and wholly 100% screwed up.
If SouthAB is good at anything, its a fake spring. And I don't mean it stops snowing for a couple of days.
No, that would be reasonable. Nope, the snow dries completely up, skies are bluebird and we hit between +10 - +15 degree weather.
In January.
Its very nice, and I can't complain. The problem is I am too easily fooled by the duplicitous weather. I bust out the spring CD's, throw open the windows in the home (nevermind the fact that the windchill still puts us at about +2) dance around like some pagan sprite and come this close to lighting a fire to my sweaters and long underwear. Then I snap out of it and realize that in two days the faux equinox will come to a crashing end up against -40 degrees and penguin freezing blizzards.
Stupid weather, this is all Mark Campbells fault.
The weather here is, without a doubt, completely and wholly 100% screwed up.
If SouthAB is good at anything, its a fake spring. And I don't mean it stops snowing for a couple of days.
No, that would be reasonable. Nope, the snow dries completely up, skies are bluebird and we hit between +10 - +15 degree weather.
In January.
Its very nice, and I can't complain. The problem is I am too easily fooled by the duplicitous weather. I bust out the spring CD's, throw open the windows in the home (nevermind the fact that the windchill still puts us at about +2) dance around like some pagan sprite and come this close to lighting a fire to my sweaters and long underwear. Then I snap out of it and realize that in two days the faux equinox will come to a crashing end up against -40 degrees and penguin freezing blizzards.
Stupid weather, this is all Mark Campbells fault.
posted by Bray at 11:13 AM
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