Sunday, March 20, 2005

I'm making money as a photographer!

Well, sort of.

A couple people at work asked if I would do portraits for them. Still its pretty exciting. I'm not exactly charging much, I just said "pay for your prints, and give me $20 for my time." Because, honestly, I'd do it for free jut for the practice, but I won't tell anyone. Shhh.

Brain Implants

Some neurologists at a New England hospital have successfully implanted a device into a quadriplegic man brain that allows him to interface with a computer using only his mind. How amazing is that?!
I can't wait till this kind of technology is perfected and made publicly available.

Friday, March 18, 2005

RSS and DQ

Acronyms abound!

Well, gentle reader. It has finally happened. I have recieved my first disqualification at worth1000. It brings a tear to my eye. A good one, mind you. I feel like now I belong, like I'm one of the many. For those who don't know, its kind of a warm feeling; I liken it to being surrounded by your favorite flavour of jello before it has set completely.

Why was I DQ'ed? Simply put, I decided "Carl" was a two syllable word. Admins disagreed. To them I declare: "Fair enough. I shrug happily in your general direction". Besides, it was only for the Haiku Wars contest. No big.

For the curious, here is the offending poem:

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Wow! A Hot girl in
Leather pants! Why is she named
Carl, anyways?

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Non-issues aside, I have decided I need to learn how XML and RSS feeds work. Currently my knowledge of them is roughly equivalent to my experience in dating: Startilingly lacking.

Somehow I can finangle a way to make a program work in such a way that news sites and blogs etc. that I find of interest deliver their respective updates to a single webpage, for ease of reading and edumacation. But, alas, I am confused and brutally brain sacked when it comes to figuring this stuff out. Oh well, I like ignorance anyways...

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

worthiversary!

I realized tonight I've been coming to worth for over a year, since Jan 20, as a matter of fact.
That pretty durn cool! I've met a lot of awesome people and totally sparked up my love for art again. I refuse to make self-agrandizing posts in the 'shack, so I won't but I'll post here so, like two people can see it. Well, atleast I'll have some corrboration. :)

Elb's AUDIOPHILANTHROPY Pt. 2

AUDIOPHILANTHROPY: Pt. Deux

This week: John Wort Hannam
"Pocket Full of holes" & "Dynamite and Dozer's"

As a general rule, I strongly dislike anything vaguely country. But, man, this guy is beyond amazing. I used to think nothing good could come from Southern Alberta, boy howdy was I wrong.

John Wort Hannam (or John Wort Hannam and the Sound Merchants) is more folk and grassroots though, than country. In fact I don't know why I even wrote that as an introductory statement. I retract it. In thought, at least.

What I like the most about JWH (acronym power!) are the amazing song writing ability he has. Whereas many people will tell you the best songs are written from actual experience, JWH defies that sentiment and sings amazing stories of people in small prairies (and small maritime towns as well). Hannam does a fantastic job of putting himself (and by association, us) in the shoes of the various people he portrays. Ranging from Albertan farmers to Nova Scotian (or thereabouts) fishers, to cowboys, to a gunslinger from my own Hometown, Hannam shows his great versatility in song writing.

His lyrics are full of nuance and introspection. One of my favorite songs is the title track of "Dynamite and Dozer's", JWH's latest album. The song is written in response to the death of the old grain elevators around the southern part of my fair province. Through out the track Hannam makes mention of the tension between past and future, and laments the loss of the old ways. "Another's up for closure, dynamite and dozer's, Tradition ain't no match for progress....thats the way things go these days I guess." "whats that in the picture? your grandkids wll ask, standin in the history museum. A small scale model, some old photographs, likey the only way they'll ever see 'em." To me, this song epitomizes Southern Alberta and the farm and ranching culture thats existed here for a century at least.

Another reason I count myself as a huge JWH fan, and this is something no one else can really appreciate, is the local quality. Everyone loves a song that written about them. Now none of these songs are really about Braden, but I have grown up with lots of the stories and culture and historic refrences and allusions he uses. "Above ground" is a great example. Hannam writes a pretty chilling ballad about the life in the colleries up in the mountains a few hundred kilometers away. "Everyday is a good day when its above ground". The lone guitar plucking away really gives a great sense of the drudge and monotony of hauling 'black-gold' from the earth. The climax of the song records the frequent explosions and cave ins tha occur in these workplaces. " Early mornin', chill in the air, her blood runs cold as the sirens blare, underground is so unforgiven, check the name on the list of the missing. All in all 28 bodies are found, everyday's a good day when it's above ground."

I could gush for hours as to why John Wort Hannam is someone that everyone who likes folk and grassroot music should listen to. What it boils down to is great musical story telling, fantastically toe-tapping instrumentation, and a great voice. Love it!

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Policies and Politicians

It really doesn't affect me in a direct manner, the US border's closure to cattle trade; but since I live in the heart of Canada's ranching area, the decision to keep the border closed for the time being impacts my city heavily. The economy has really shifted in the past year or so since the first BSE case. Maybe thats just my cow town finally entering the 21st century, maybe it is the fact that businesses are diversifying in light of the economic impact one mad cow (or several, as the case may be) has. But I digress.

I have friends on both sides of the border. So I feel I am not entirely biased when I say both our respective governments need to take the sticks out of their arses with regards to foreign policy. The Bush government needs to learn to compromise and give a little before they take. Paul Martin needs to grow a backbone and take a stance that will best serve our countries interests. I'm not a big fan of missiles being put anywhere and Reagan's idea to test warheads over Canada strikes me as particularly self concerned but like it or not, America is a military focused country and Canada shares nearly ten thousand miles worth in border with it; eventually Canada is going to need to take a position on things of a militaristic nature and it ought to well do a better job than the waffling Martin's cabinet has done on the issue.

My personal thoughts on the Missile Defense project? Unecessary. Remember the last time the US went cuckoo for missile stuffs? You might have heard it called something like...oh yeah, the Cold War. Granted political tensions aren't what they were between Stalin and Truman/Eisenhower, but to me it seems this will only result in a new collective action problem, a "race to the bottom", if you will. What do I mean by that? Country A builds a missile supply, but says they are purely for defense only. Country B doesn't belive Country A's benign intent and builds a larger supply. Country A, percieving a threat in Country B's action increases its weaponry again. Rinse and repeat.

So yes, I support parliaments decision to back out of Bush's missile defense program. I also support our governments decision earlier to back out of the Iraqi conflict in terms of the initial assault. Canada has a history of being a peacemaker before a despot-toppler. But I think in light of recent insurgent attacks in the area, Canada should step up its military spending and take a more active role in that region. By no means do I have the desire to become a world super-power like the USA, but when we are sending our soldiers out with decades old vehicles that have the potential to turn into several thousand pounds of shrapnel in an armed conflict, and an airforce comprised of near-to-death craft, it says someting about how much we value our young men and women in the armed forces.

I think I'm losing my train of thought here and turning this into more of a rant. Whoops.

What that was a round about way of saying, Canada needs to lend a bit more support to the US, and since they are very active in military roles world wide, that is presumably the easiest way to do so.

But at the same time, I'm getting tired of US protectionism. I can appreciate where people like R-CALF are coming from. But honestly, it isn't as though the geological structure of the plains changes at the Montana border. An American rancher and a Canadian rancher are the same. Stop looking at things in terms of governmental affiliation. What hurts you hurts us and vice-versa.

Similar is the protectionism over soft wood lumber and fisheries. I can't understand why congress (my apologies if thats the wrong branch of government) wants to shut out or at least severely limit Canadian trade of these resources, and at the same time expect unconditional support for things on an international front.

Does that makes much sense? Not to me, it doesn't.

Well, thats my tirade for the day. I'd love some input as to your thoughts. I have fairly thick skin, so let fly with examples of how I am wrong. I'll still love you...

...probably.